good band namesWe got a gig, so what do we call ourselves? Read on...
I can remember my first band... a folk group called The Spaz Lads.
Hey, gimme a break, you gotta remember this was back when the Beatles were
still together and Lennon hadn't even found out he was the Walrus yet. But
later on we changed to a more rocking music style so a heavier name was
necessary. You know the trend, look for a yin-yang, heavy-soft moniker.
Like Featherstone, Iron Butterfly or Led Zeppelin...
I think we were Tin Blimp for a week or two, then Paper
Castles. I guess Glass Houses was already taken, I can't
remember.
So where do you start? It's not any different than writing a song. Get a
notebook and carry it around with you all the time. Jot down ideas,
phrases, even just words with an appealing sound.
You are carrying a notebook with you all the time, aren't you? I bought one
of the digital recorders for $20 that holds up to 90 seconds of recorded
sound. It's not much bigger than a credit card and I keep it in my pocket
at all times. When I get an idea or hear a catchy phrase, I just whip it
out and whisper into the mike. Sure, you end up with 85 seconds of
stupidity but the remaining 5 seconds might contain a gem. Besides, now I
never forget what I want from the store on my way home!
The result is that I now have many more good band names than I will ever have
a use for. Remember, a bad pun or stupid name that is clever or catchy can
keep you from being lost in the shuffle along with The Thudpuckers.
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Mukbang | Project A119 | Deformality | The Crinoline Fire | Jupon |
Dethamphetamine | Error Smith | Subtle Thunder | Fudge Monkeys | The Science Rockets |
Flatulata | Parrhesia | Philemon | Tectonics | Holocene |
Blown Mind | Bevy of Beavers | Anhedonia | Third Man Syndrome | Raging Peace |
Cynical Gooners | Malaxer | The Wallbangers | Skelevation | Post-Truth World |
The Goonettes | Janissaries | Verisimilitude | Replicunt | Sonder |
Machine Rage | Murmaids | Drunk with Mojo | Meta Licker | Weavers of Infamy |
Paranoid Schizoids | Spitting Truth | The Universal Basic Band | Phat Phuc | Bonce |
Lee Harvey Patsy | Gin Dogs | Hellbound Hounds | Babel Codex | Weavers of Infamy |
Grown Men Crying | Uncut Mullets | Burning Fuse | No Horse Town | Chyme |
Willem Shankspeare | Fee Nominal | Smooth Brains | The Lacquerheads | The Sockcuckers |
Hobosexuals | Menstruums | Megrim | Slap Me Djently | Wiggly Air |
Black Tie Envy** | Obvious Angst | Pun For Fun | Fridge Logic | Frogeye |
The Merfunculent Men | Apeiron | Monogamites | Bigamites | The Strophics |
Cocking Hand | Taco Cat | Macabre Candelabra | Gilded Splinter | Anodyne Magistery |
Mice Elf | Womb Cannibals | Hell Money | Polymeth | Donkblasters |
The Locrian Men | Cheeto Jesus | Anacrusis | Cadaver Synod | Dimwiddle |
Pussifer** | Coma Toes | Plink Freud | Atomic Gardeners | The Oloids |
Petrichor | The DMT Aliens | Machine Elves | Draconis | Moonshine Explosion |
Djizz | Ugly Fetus | Cloven Hoof | The Murder Hornets | Hobbits That Smoke |
Djenterates | Lust Devils | Canned Pain | Shame Shame | No Brainer Complainers |
Robot Dance Party | Buck Crack | Headshot | Hell Is Empty | Masculine Intuition |
The Battle Apples | The Social Darwins | The Ashless Chaps | Demonesque | Whippersnappers |
The Tardigrades** | Devil's Business** | Scumbag Skanks | Groolies** | Pigs Have Flown |
Bad Mthrfkr! | Harbingers | Doomscape | Otherlife** | Dog Faced Pony Soldiers |
Bloody Stumps | The Grawlixes | Exploding Whales | The Groats | Zepultura |
My Lizard Brain | Gandy Dancers | Vellichor | Slaymaker | Pseudiot |
Cinnebar | Stankforce | Angst in a Can | Retro Hominoids | Krack Swagger |
Human Cryptids | Bellend | Scrōttage | Notwithstanding | Chattel (or Cheap Chattel) |
Sleepwalkers | Madness in the Womb | Satyriatics | Bloodbath in Bristol | Japery |
The Pedants | The Tonsures | The Pitiful Wigs | Restless Rock Syndrome | Wasted Electrons |
Malabar | Snails on Xanax | Fascist Guitar Regime | Rule 34 | Anger Mismanagement |
Parity Violation | Spatchcock | Pergamene | The Morose Delectation | The Eight-Fold Way |
The Dotards | Jellyfish Brains | Rockopotamus | Make Believe Demons** | Chase the Dragon |
Salve Nation | Random Access Mammories | The Vagitarians | Half Neanderthal | One Star Yelp |
Didactic** | Rock Paper A-bomb | Pareidolia | The Long Now | The Bottle Blondes |
Next Level Amnesia | The Roundhouse Wipers | The Twang Wankers | Cleavious Karma | Divorceress |
Oceans of Ink** | The Cheesehead Mafia | The Armadillo Revolution | The Curators | Palimpsest |
Pusswad | Snapewives | Stillwaters | Broken Symmetry** | The Number of the Least |
The Pill Popping Dope Smoking Alcoholics | Yoga Queef | Dead in Absentia | Self Inflicted | The Spit Take |
Pound Sand | Fall From Grace** | Rhodesian Reach Around | The Docents | Rubber Bullies |
Holiday Undead | Pink Toy Blue Toy | Deuce Droppers | Euphoric Disfunction | Keynius |
The Moon Pidgeons | Protohype | Share the Sin | Serving Mammon | Lolita Scorned |
Whiz Dome | Blunt Force Drama | Small Sanctuary | Bloodless Dissociation | Deathroll |
First World Problems | Rubbed Raw | Gently Used | Trivial Minutia | Damnata |
Uncle Smartie | Petrified Mystery | Penchant | Zen Dogs | Taking the Mickey |
The Blues Lawyers | Firewater Breath | Powdernose | Gray Beards of Yore | Bandaids Over Bulletholes** |
Sweet Baby Cheeses | Gossypol | Lowercase Math | Genetic Drift | The E-Bowler Club |
The Mudder Fluffers** | Traveling By Dragonfly** | Laughing Lonesome | The Dangling Puppets | No Pudding for the Masses** |
The State Machine | The Grayscale Men | The Bobby Dazzlers | The Sheeple | The Lubed Palms |
The Voigt-Kampff Test | Lickspittle | The Gynoids | The Merkins | Lawyered Up |
Neandertallica | Big Debt Generation | TEOTWAWKI | Clown Barf | Swiss Dance Posse |
Palliards and Priggers | The Kinchin Doxies | Polymath | Distopia | The Ganksters |
The Skullets | Endowed with Apathy | The Polemicists | Primates in Charge** | The Graceful Dad |
Skunk Apes | Geriatric Lolitas | Jazz Hands | The Pulpit Pimps | The Eyebrow Coalition |
Ashes of Angst | Paralyzing Paradoxes** | The Strumpettes | Remember Theory** | Fee Nothing More |
Satanica | The Tiddie Men | The Fusterclucks | The Stoic Maniacs | Pathetic Justice** |
The Yeast Inflections | Split Tongue | Sheep of Satan | Upper Class Pain | Genius Kong** |
Daytime Dreamland | Shameful End** | The Metaphors** | Strange Hate | Dipping Skinny |
Solitary Sarcasms | Smart Azz | Bushmeat | Short Attention Span Theater | Sly Jackanapes |
Night Soil | Disciple Down | The Wag Bags | The Fondue Party | The Swinging Yeast |
The Tramp Stampers | The Fazy Luckers** | Savoir Sinners | The Stupidiots** | Spiral Puppets |
Pretentious Deficit Disorder | The Tin Whiskers** | Hits the Fan | Technophagists | Standalone** |
Firedrake | Blind Dominos | Agrippa | Mangina | The Keggers |
Full of Fail** | Godspoke Men | Spatterdash | The Pommies | Zombabies |
The Wango Tangos | The Gentlemen Losers** | Burning Chrome | The Quark Jets | Is U Is |
Hormesis | The Speculums | The Proverbials | The Leper Coons | Phlogiston |
Formerly Lucky** | The Savage Twits | The Enigmatics | Prophet Sea** | The Norks |
Raze the Dead** | The Road Apples | Shyster and Flywheel | Slumboy Poets** | Torpedo Juicers |
The Redonculants | Truth Bypass | The Other White Meat | The Stuttgart Social Club | Wishcraft** |
Cubic's Rubes | Mojomatic | Grasshopper Conspiracy** | Crosseyed Mary | Yuck Fu** |
Stranger Danger** | Embrace the Gristle | The Buck Fuddies | Wizards of Science | Long Pig |
Beatbox Metal | Shallow Throat | Going Medieval | Nutraloaf | Scrapheap Mojo |
The Curmudgeons | Pitbulls in Lipstick** | The Yarbles | Chuff Puppy | Brawndo |
The Junkyard Gods** | The Cremains | Euphemisms of Rock | Nooner | The Groom Reapers |
Hamsturd | The Casimir Effect** | The Fist Jabbers | The Moobs** | The Nurdles |
Hillbilly Home Boys | Zombie In-Laws | Vampire Poodles | Kneel before Zod | Teuton Commons |
Linux Grey** | Nicely Nicely** | Freak Daddy | Coochistink | What? What!** |
Full Metal Jam Band | Lunch Among the Cannibals** | Dub Punks | Two Timing Lolitas** | Unmarked Rapper |
Fear the Mullet | Oh No Yoko!** | The Men o' Pause | The Stigmatics | Lonesome Zombies |
Wear More Corduroy | The Sporks | The Spanking Punkins | Fetid Spirits | 667 Neighbor of the Beast** |
Zitler | Girly Scream | Fistpickers | Raccoon Antlers | Rockers-R-Us** |
Hobbitch | Band of Homonoids | Not Zee's | Anus of Uranus | Marky de Sod |
Vagablonde | Benevolent Anarchy** | Moneydance** | She Wolves of the SS | @$$ |
Abraham Lickin' | McGizmo | The Bucking Fastards** | Majik 12 | The Fuskers |
Sqirlz | The Umlauts | The Hustle Hoffs | Stepping Razor | Jelq |
The Fecks | Shotgun Orchestra** | Hip Hopera** | Shyte Storm | Dukes of Hubris |
Suicide Opera** | Probation Relations | Toe Tag Tommy | Hero in Error** | Stunt Brains |
Gothabilly Rangers | Peg Leg Pig | Motel Meth** | Electro-Spam | The She Mullets |
Fupid** | The Pornosseurs | Plinth | Malt Licker | Apocalypso** |
Brainwired** | Buddha's Love Handles** | Horrorshow** | Photon Soup | Zorrow** |
Our Lady of Perpetual Tone | Strange Brew** | Fun with Physics** | The Hominids | Ganzfeld |
Shaven Hirsute | Viagra Monologues | Butt Weasels | Drive-By Rappers | Able Danger |
Roboplegic | Uncouth Yute | The Bizarro | Bipolar Bunnies | The Cronies |
Flaymates | Pie Hole | D3ath Cr33ps | Semper Gumby | Ice Nine** |
Dicktallica | Plain White Rapper | Flagrante Delicto | Kyoob | Demi-Dog |
Cute Cocks Clan | The Coprolites | Toe Tagged | Obsequious | Atonal Atoms |
God Eat God | Wrongcock | Phussy | Trapper Keepers | Dirtnap** |
Mourning Wood** | The Tourettes | Trout Pout | Stockholm Syndrome** | Cone of Silence |
Poplolly | Pangea | Devil Shat | Ice Cubes in Hell | Biznitch |
Cult of Clowns** | Silly Millimeter | Leap of Faith** | Fuzz Savant | Jimi Zeppelin |
Nascent | Daddy Pants | Brood Brothers | Blue Caca | Fanboy Legions |
Pity Party | Space-Age Bachelor Pad | God Hates You | Cold Hell | Yanker |
Tung Uranus | Necromonger | Jailbait Aesthetics | Sushi Fry Cooks | Bongholio |
Plexistentialism | Vomitorius | The Bumjacks | Gun N. Mouth** | Monkey Pox** |
Gildenstoltz | 9mm Hate** | Hi-Tech Rednecks | Lucy Fur | The Effin Band** |
The Prostitots | Bolognation | The Vittles** | Megatech | The Zeolites |
Blue Boners | The Chicksie Dicks | Screaming Mimes** | Finding Emo** | Phallusy |
All Hat No Cattle | Moonshiner | Johnny Stash | Beauty School Dropouts** | Songicide** |
The Fuglies | Comaphoric | MILF | Zafty | The Grateful Dude |
Pear Shaped Girls | The Cankers | Patooey | Sheepless in Seattle | Capgun Suicide** |
Redneck Sushi** | Bumcakes | Zigns** | Phooner** | Copralites |
Funk Sway** | Porn Queens of the Bible Belt | Beat Beauticians | Swistica | Ritalin Boyz |
Heidi Ho | One Inch Tacks | The Weed Whackers | Pimpinhoe | Posse Comitatus |
Metal Monks | Gentlemen Clowns | Pharm Boys | Wanksters** | Doobie Us |
Bhong** | The Drogues** | Karmic Bitch Slap | The Blunts** | Paranoid Droids |
The Middle Fingers | Eminent** | Old Dog New Trick** | Unibrow** | Cadavre Exquis |
The Necropolitans | Puff Dicky | The Jodhpur Kings | The Femme Reapers | Slack Jaws |
Community Service | Holy Roses** | The Zen Koans** | Edema | Curfew Cuties** |
Short Bus Riders** | Pompous Pilate | Eurolanders | Gros Seins | Smell My Fingers |
Duality of Man | Frigid Nymphos | Bum Hucksters | Man Pie | Touching Tongues |
Chicks with Hicks | Sancho Panzer | Jesus Wannabes | Black Velvet Elvis** | Valentunes |
Nerds with Aptitudes | Hanoi Jane Doe | Porno Blues Band | Wabash Cannibals** | Robo Pope |
Mullet Heads | Deaf Leper | The Pink Mandingos | The Generics | Zeusifer** |
Puckey | Vague Prophets | The Mooks** | The Dims | Wroughtweiler |
The Standup Philosophers | Pricks with Chicks** | The Doxologists | Posse Lips | The Stretch Marks |
Homemade Sin** | Psyclops | Jeebus | The Meme Boys | Ritalin-Free Barbie** |
Brain Dump | Fvckin-A | Imps in Spandex | Hung | Zatan |
The Intolerants** | Hoof Hearted | The Lactoids** | Farmageddon | Shroud of Touring |
The Frotteurs | Fringe Element** | The Lunar Ticks | The Prudes** | Bad Juju |
The Clown Pukes | The Boffins** | Dentistry Before Novocaine | Yoda Lady Who | Fashion Roadkill** |
Shaken Not Stirred** | Voodoo Clowns** | Wally Von Zipper | Ingsoc** | The Lab Rats** |
The Cautionaries** | The Luddites | Robo Sapiens | The Dilettantes** | Dimestore Hookers** |
The Tchotchkes | Gaijin** | Robo Ex Machina | The Religous Reich | Clockwork Asylum** |
Stinkfinger** | Minnowhead** | Opieland | The Atta Boys | Holier Than Thou |
Diet Pax Angst | Nut Sack Dance | Smarmy | Moe Foe** | The Minions** |
Legba** | Houri | Sewer Soup | Synergetics** | Schizogeny |
The Psycho Derelicts | the Monkberries** | Tastes Like Chicken** | Car Bomb Dating** | Truth Decay** |
Inevitable** | Wally Palooka** | Random Chaos** | Bloody Mary | Bridey Murphy |
Poon | Pud | Commie Pinko | Pedophobia | Anasazi** |
Pornocopia | Erotique** | Life Among the Constipated | Alien Proctology | DinoSorceress |
Eroticamcorder | The Fuh Kings | Spambone | Phuq | Elvis As Messiah |
Hexus Sexus** | Blonde Faith** | The Psychodelic Spurs | Icy Dicey | ProtoJudas |
Near Vanna | Two Hand Stroke | Black Floyd | Dick Nasty | Maxi Spaz |
The Mundanes** | Panache | InvisiGoth | The Technophiles | The Barbie Clones |
Bulimic Buffet | Kung Fu Grip** | Rasputin's Gaze | Butt Pimps | Artist Formerly Known as Needle Dick |
Beeper Blitz | Pony Up** | the Diuretics** | Ebola Cola** | Honky Donkeys | Shotgun Enema | Spinal Sap | Robot Condoms | Hare Pi | Panzer Roundup |
Pull My Finger | Rooster Fries | Courtney's Love Shack** | Electric Lite Beer Band | Yugo Pinto** |
Rosalita Stoned | Kevorkian Logic** | Spam Jam | Gag Reflex** | Second Hand Satire** |
Minnie Soda | Rope Ladder to Hades** | Quasi-Toto | Fearful Symmetry** | Militia Ethnics |
Thought Police** | Medulla Oblong Gadda Da Vida | Sir Oscelot & Keen Otter | Papal Bach Riders | Pamplemousse |
Oozin' Oz** | Hairball | Isle of Lucy | Jane's Brawn | Constant 137** |
The Futher Muckers | Pit Bull Turbo | The Mothers of Intervention | Special Ed** | The Spend Proctors |
Monochrome Rainbow** | Toll Free Tango** | Hiccup Helen and the Canyon Yodel Club** | Polyester Wedding Dress | Pipe Dream |
Password Pirates | Hitler Can't Dance** | Lip Kiss Cowboys | Buckwheat's Barber** | Uma's Army (or maybe Uma Zuma**) |
Leisure Suit Zombies** | Cat Scan | His Boy Elroy** | The Poindexter Pagans | The S Cargo |
Gauche Pity | Coyote Spunk** | Licking Pink | Blind Man's Monocle** | Redneck Nuns |
The Crotch Crickets | Premature Emasculation | Tex Satan & The Triple 6 Shooters** | Going Postal | Lesbian Beach Party |
Skank Divas | Team Angel | Punk Monkees** | Dumpster Divers | Renegade Fairies** |
Charlie Don't Surf** | Gomer Goober | Cherry Chihuahuas | Bloated Samoans | Full Metal Jackie O** |
Barbi Sol | Barbizilla | Beverly Bill Hillies | Guardian Angles | The Four Skins** |
Judas Love | Mussolini Mambo Mob | Jehovah's Walrus | Tonya Hardly Knew Her | Guitarantino** |
Drooling Band Joes | Purgatory Road** | Nurse Diesel | Porn Hole | Hindu Head Band |
The OJ Jury | Paula Jones' Head | Afro Scream | Behold the Lard | Breast Pillows |
Zazu Picasso | Auslander** | Client-9** | Laddie Dada | Beer Jelly |
**These names have been taken by someone, please do not use! Well, that's enough, some would say too much....hey, save your groans... just waiting for the oozin' oz.
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